I Like This: The Poor Man

From The Editors at The Poor Man Institute for Freedom, Democracy and a Pony come the two best sentences I've read at least this month, maybe this season, and perhaps this year. They are found in the description of film #91 in his list of the Best Worst Movies in History:

Have you ever been watching a Chuck Norris movie and been like “man, good movie, but Chuck’s characterizations are too multi-layered and complex?" I have been there, my friend, and I am here to show you the way: Steven Seagal.

Pure class. Simple greatness. I feel proud to share this planet with The Editors.