When Pretzels Attack!

This is the kind of thing, that when I read it on other people's blogs makes me a little crazy. But since this is about me, it's, uh, different.

Yesterday, I was eating a pretzel (a small pretzel-shaped pretzel for those interested) and bit off half of it. I held the other half in my lips and teeth, awaiting swallowing (something I can do very well, unlike some other people we know) and the second bite.

This meant a kind of hook shape from the pretzel half was resting on the outside of my upper lip, and when I bit down again, the edge of the pretzel cut my upper lip!!

So tonight, I have a small, visible wound on my upper lip.

That is all.